#include <iostream>

using std::cout;
using std::endl;

void Moretext()
{	
	cout << " \n";
	cout << "Wait... How did this get here...?\n";
	cout << " \n";
	cout << "I'm being very f***ing serial right now guys.\n";
	cout << " \n";
	cout << "*Dead silence* \n";
	cout << " \n";
	cout << "FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-\n";
}

void Moartext()
{	
	cout << "On second thought, this means I can has reconz and cake!\n";
	cout << " \n";
	cout << ":(\n";
	cout << " \n";
	cout << "Not bad though. :D\n";
}